[radio] Bay Storm 2013.06.16

[neenjaneenja]

Opening line:
Because it's already the last.

Playlist:
Sakurai Sho - T.A.B.O.O. Arashi - Breathless


Pen Names:

• ‘I'm sad that I will no longer be able to hear STBY-san's lovely voice’
• 'Endless Game is currently on endless repeat'
• 'The seasonal rain front'
• 'Chiimiya'
• 'I'll celebrate Ninomiya-san's birthday at home'
• 'I like Nino's pronunciation of the 'ra-column' when he sings'
• 'I want to be waku-waku with Nino at Waku Waku Gakkou'
• 'Nino-san Poppy'
• 'Flaming knapsack'
• 'We're rice-planting at Elementary School today~'
• 'I'm watching Nino-san'
• 'I'm living in a place where 'Nino-san' is not being aired'
• 'STBY's imagined beard'
• 'Nino's Nissan CM is super cool!'

Highlights:

• Nino's reaction to an Arashi cake
• How Nino's birthdays are/were celebrated
• Nino's fashion tips for this Summer
• Nino guesses who the birthday message to him this year comes from
• This year's birthday message is revealed!
• Nino receives a birthday present from Bay Storm staff
• Nino attempts to receive a birthday present from STBY
• STBY leaves the show with another tanka

Notations:
- Bold = Nino
- Unbolded = STBY
- Italicised = Mail / Notes

Opening line: Because it’s already the last.

Good evening, this is Arashi's Kazunari Ninomiya.
Today's opening line is from Radio Name ‘I’m sad that I will no longer be able to hear STBY-san’s lovely voice’.

It was my 18th birthday the other day, but I’ve become a university student and will live alone starting from next year.
So, because it was the last time to celebrate my birthday [with the family] my mother suggested getting me a grand cake and asked the patisserie to make an Arashi cake for me.
I ate the bit on the cake with the Arashi member’s faces with courage. It [the cake] was cute delicious and it became one of my best birthday memories.
Nino, until when did you have birthday cakes?
If you had a particular episode about a birthday cake, please share it with us!

There’s a picture.
Heh~ The cake is amazing!

Wow, they’re really make-able!

Yeah, look!

Right~
[...]

Ah, birthday cake?
Right... until when [did I get cakes]?
Hmm, not that [long]... probably until elementary school?

Ah, elementary school.

Mm...Until what age did you get them?

Ah... Elementary?

Did you get them around middle school?

Hmm...

I also started working when I was in middle school...

Really? Huh?

Hmm? Huh?

Eh?

Eh?
This is from ‘I’m sad that I will no longer be able to hear STBY-san’s lovely voice’.

Right.

I see...

Huh?

Well, I’ve had my birthday celebrated.

Right. Your birthday, huh?

Mm...
Even now I get messages saying ‘Happy Birthday!’ but...[cake...]

Right, of course.
Ah even now, like from the staff?
Like at your jobs?

Right, yes...

Cakes and stuff?

Mm, right, that happens more often now.
Plus I live alone...

Right.

Well, yeah.
I guess I have to accept these celebrations, huh...
Ah well!

Anyway, we’re still taking applications for opening lines like this, so everyone please keep sending us your opening lines and include details of related incidents!

Well then, let me introduce the opening number for Kazunari Ninomiya’s Bay Storm tonight.
Sakurai Sho’s ‘T.A.B.O.O.’

Sakurai Sho - T.A.B.O.O.

The opening song was Sakurai Sho’s ‘T.A.B.O.O.’!
Now, Bay Storm, presented to you by Kazunari Ninomiya, will move on to this corner next!

~URA ARASHI~

From Pen Name ‘Endless Game is currently on endless repeat’.

Thank you!

(Laugh) Sorry...

(Laugh) Ah, sorry...


The other day...
I watched the press announcement of ‘Atarashi Arashi’
The interview segment about any of the members recently discovering something new about another member was an episode about Ninomiya-san [x].
Please share with us what other kind of episodes there were!

Was it [an episode about me]?
I don’t remember at all!
I only remember that it was really early in the morning...

Ah, the interview was [really early in the morning]?

Mm... but they [these discoveries] do exist, right!
How about it?
Have you met with a member lately and thought “Oh! So this is what he’s like!”?

(Laugh) Eh...
I don’t think anyone has changed...

Is that so?
There was a mail last [last] week that asked for you to remember these pieces of information in detail and announce them on your last episode of Bay Storm, right?

Right, there was...

So please recall them!

Right...
But there weren’t...there aren’t any, right?

Well, true, we’re not a 5-member group whose in their growth period anymore, right.

Well, yeah...

So I think it’s probably the case that nobody’s changed much, huh.

Right.

Next, from Pen Name: ‘The seasonal rain front’.

I’m troubled about what clothes I should buy for summer.
What kind of clothes do you like on girls, Nino?
I want to use it as a reference for my own fashion, so please tell me!

Hmm, well isn’t it good if it suits the person [wearing it]?

(Laugh) You’ve completely become Nino [me].

Eh? (Laugh)

I was thinking that the whole time, but you, you suddenly spoke so---

Ah, sorry.
You can say something now.

Nah it’s okay...

Ah...

On the other hand, what kind of stuff is there?
That---

Summer fashion?

Mm, like, what colour is ‘in’ right now?

Ah I don’t know.

Like, what kinds of patterns are fashionable--- Who decides these kinds of things?

Right!
That’s true...

Sure, things are called ‘in fashion’ and stuff on TV, right?

Right, on TV and the like stylists often say that, but...

Mm, but where is this kind of stuff revealed?
I don’t know where!

That’s true...

Right?
Mmm, but I think if it’s something that you bought because you really liked it, it’s fine.

Right?

“This is nice!”, “This is cute!”, “This is pretty!”
You should wear things like that, right?

Mm...

Well, instead of thinking ‘I wonder if this is good?’...

Mm, have confidence!

Mm, that’s what I think.
Okay, next.

From Pen Name: ‘Chiimiya’.

I saw JAL’s new CM.
Seeing Arashi looking at the five trees and saying “I’m glad we actually came~” and listening to their nice-paced conversation was very calming.
From what I saw in the making-of, it looked really cold.
Please share with us backstories during the filming of the CM or other happenings in Hokkaido if there were any!

It seems like it was still snowing [in Hokkaido] until two days ago!

Ehh~

There was [snow] at the time [we filmed the CM] too!

Hmm?

But I think that was the first [time] in a while?
Going on location for filming of something like a CM.
I think it was really the first in a while...

Yeah?

Yeah, probably...
But it was fun~

Mm...

Hokkaido had a nice feel~

I see.

Mmm, like...

A tranquil feeling?

Mmm!
We were on a very jam-packed filming schedule...

Right, right.

But it was very mentally calming after all, in that kind of place.
Ah, it was great~
It felt pleasant too.

Is that so?

Of course it was cold...

Mm...

But it felt rather nice~

Well, it’s a different atmosphere to what you normally get, right?

Mm, it was [a] rare [opportunity].

Right!

Well then!
Next, I’ll introduce the mail we especially received for tonight[’s program].
Tomorrow, June 17, is my birthday, and every year I receive congratulations via comments, so we had a quiz asking who the birthday messages this year will come from!

Right.

Well then, let’s reveal the answers to the quiz!

Okay!

From Pen Name: ‘I’ll celebrate Ninomiya-san’s birthday at home’.

I think this year Ninomiya-san’s birthday message will come from the other 4 members of Arashi.

Oh!

I see!
Will that be the case?

Next, from Pen Name: ‘I like Nino’s pronunciation of the ‘ra-column’ (ra ri ru re ro) when he sings’.

I remember you being surprised and moved by the message which came from Toyokawa Etsushi-san last year.
I think it will be him again, since this year, STBY gave the hint ‘Last Year’.
I want to hear him say “Nino-chan, congratulations!” in that sexy voice of his!

Hmm...

I see.
Did you say [kind of hint]?

I did.

Eh~

From Pen Name: ‘I want to be waku-waku (excited) with Nino at Waku Waku Gakkou’.

Your birthday comment?
It’ll be from Kazama Shunsuke-kun, right? I think so.
Since you two send each other congratulatory mails each year, how about having him come as a guest and give you a [congratulatory birthday] comment in person?

I see.

(Laugh) Kazama-kun, huh~

[He] becomes a topic of discussion on this show quite frequently, huh.

Yeah, he does.
Please find Kazama-kun!
Though I don’t know what he’s doing right now.

(Laugh) Right.

If you find his whereabouts please send a mail!
I’m taking applications... but yeah.
He’s also an entertainer after all, so...

Because he’s busy, right?

I wonder if he’s busy?
What is he doing right now, hmm...
A while ago I received a mail from someone that said “I’m drinking with Kazama-kun right now~!”
I ignored it, though...

(Laugh)

I wonder who it was?
One of my acquaintances was [drinking] with Kazama-kun...?

(Laugh) Right...

Hmm...
From Pen Name ‘Nino-san Poppy’.

I think Nino-chan’s surprise birthday message will come from Platina Data’s Ootomo Keishi-san.
I guessed this from STBY-san’s hint.
How about it?

Oh, I see.
Hmm~ How about it? (どうでしょう？）
(Laugh)

Oh, Mister’s [TV program, 水曜どうでしょう(?)] ‘How about it’?

No, no, no...
But yeah, how about it?
You were under his care a lot last year, huh.

Hm, if you about it that way, right...
Well, by ‘last year’ you mean 24 Hour Television, right?

Right.

Kouhaku Uta Gassen.

Right. So 'how about it'?

Oh! It’s Mister again~

(Laugh)

It’d be a continuous run, huh.

Right.

‘How about it’?

From Pen Name ‘Flaming Knapsack’.

I think Ninomiya-san’s birthday message will be from Suzuki Honami-san.

I see!


You co-starred together in Platinum Data, and right now she’s co-starring with Sakurai-san [in Kazoku Game].
Honami-san is pretty. I look up to her.
So, did I get it right?
よろしくお願いします！

I see!

Ah~ Honami-san huh?

'How about it'?

(Laugh)
I’ll leave that [‘How about it?’] to you.

Okay.

From Pen Name ‘We’re rice-planting at Elementary School today~”.

I think Ninomiya-san’s 2013 birthday message will be from Oogushi-san.

(Laugh)

(Laugh)


Last year the message came from Toyokawa-san, so I thought maybe he’d make a live appearance this year, but perhaps this year it’ll be from the Oogushi-san who made an appearance [on the show] last year.
I’m not sure, but am I right---?

Wow, everyone really thought hard about this!
I wouldn’t have thought [this]!
Maybe because it’s [about] myself?

Hmm, true.

I couldn’t have thought about it to this extent.

Right~

Maybe it’s Honami-san, but...
Well, we co-starred in Platina Data and now she’s acting with Sho-san...

Right...

I think it’s possible.
It’s amazing [what people have sent in].

Right~

Well, you said ‘Last Year’, right?
You gave a hint.

Right. I said that.

That’s all you said, and from that...

What do I do if it wasn’t last year?
Eh, I’m getting kind of worried.

(Laugh)
If that’s the case, I think there’ll be really angry mails coming in!

Right...
Ah no, it was last year.
Last year.
Yes, it was certainly last year!

(Laugh) What’s that?
You suddenly got super confused!

No, I’m right [it was last year], right?

Are you right?

From Pen Name ‘I’m watching Nino-san’.

It’s definitely from Yakushimaru Hiroko-san!
Because you co-starred with her in the 24 Hour Television Drama!
Plus, she’s a main personality this year too.
The Marathon Runner for this year’s [24H TV] was just announced the other day, so I think there’s a connection with 24 Hour Television!

Hmm....

Look, if that’s the case it [the answer] will come out soon!
Right?

I see.

Hmm...

‘How about it?’

Wouldn’t it be from Fuku-kun?

Ah~
‘How about it?’

Since he has the same birthday [as me] too.

Oh, is that so?

(Laugh)

(Laugh)
He has the same birthday?

Eh?
This is becoming suspicious!
Right, we have the same birthday.

Oh~

We also [co-starred] in 24 Hour [Television]...

I see! (Laugh)

(Laugh)

‘How about it?’

This is so suspicious...
If it’s the [24 Hour Television] Drama then I can only think of Fuku-chan!
I think...
But if it’s not the Drama...

Eh, I don’t know~
Mm, maybe it’s the Drama.

Like I said, if it’s the Drama then it’s Fuku-chan!
I said that, right?

(Laugh)
He has the same birthday, right?

Right.
Me, Kazama-kun...

Ah, right!

Fuku-chan and Goseki-kun too.

Oh? I see.
Hm...

But since I’ve only done 24 Hour [Television]...

24 Hour [Television]...

And Platinum Data [last year]...

Platinum Data...

Perhaps these are the only choices?

But you’ve been doing those Regulars [TV shows] and stuff, right?
Well, yeah... last year was like that...

(Laugh)

(Laugh)

If it was from a Regular [TV show] you’d probably say that [instead of ‘Last Year’]...

Ah, maybe...
Well, even if it’s 24 Hour Television, it might not be the Drama!

Right...
It could be about the show as a whole.

Right...

From Pen Name: ‘I’m living in a place where ‘Nino-san’ is not being aired’.

I think Ninomiya-san’s birthday message is from Sakurai Sho-san.
I anticipate it could be a simultaneous promotion for his drama Kazoku Game!

I see...

It hasn’t been from a member before though, right?
Someone else said earlier that it’d be from the other 4 members...

Right, it hasn’t been [a member]...

But... I wonder?
Will it be a member?
But since they can just say it to me in person...

Hmm...

Ahh, who is it?
I have no idea!
I can’t think any further.

I see.
Then shall we hear it [the message]?

Right.
And also to see if anyone was right. Let’s listen and confirm!
Well then, this year’s birthday message, of course I don’t know who it is from... but let’s listen to it without further delay!


Ninomiya-san!

Ah! (Laugh)


Happy Birthday!
It’s Suzuki Fuku.
I also have the same birthday as Ninomiya-san...
But... last year, on my birthday...
The Kamen Rider #1 [figurine] you gave me, was amazing and really cool, and---

(Laugh) He suddenly couldn’t find anything to say?


An adult bought it for me, so I’m treating it with great care, as if it’s my treasure!
To receive such an amazing figurine that...

It wasn’t really such an amazing figurine...


I normally wouldn’t get bought for me, I’m very happy to have received it!

And then, the drama!
I was able to co-star with you, but that was the 2nd time [we co-starred together]...
The first time was when we did that other drama together, and you were extremely kind!

And, even on music programs and such, you come into the green rooms...
And, um~
When I gave you the CD and you said you’d immediately play the ‘Iya Iya yo~’ song on your show, I was extremely happy!

Well then, the next time we meet...
I heard that Ninomiya-san is very good at games, so...
Please teach me!
From Suzuki Fuku~

Look, I was right!

You were right, huh!
(Laugh)

(Laugh)
Ah~ Right!

Mm...

It was cute~

It was cute, huh.

Hmm... I wonder how old he became?

Around... 8?

8? Right...

He gave a very well-formed comment, right?

Right!
He’s really amazing~!
I wonder what he’s doing now?
Like dramas or movies...

Right!
Well, isn’t he busy?

Right~
Because he also has to study...
That must be tough, huh.

Right...

Ahhh, I was pretty spot-on!

Mm, you were!

Pretty spot-on!

Mm, you got it!

Ah~ but this is amazing~
Speaking of spot-on...
Shall we go to the correct ones?

The correct ones?

Mm, the mails from the people who guessed correctly.

From Pen Name: ‘STBY’s imagined beard’.

I think the special message for June 16 will be from Suzuki Fuku-kun!
Last year Ninomiya-kun bought Fuku-kun a Kamen Rider figurine and he seemed extremely happy about it so I thought this year the message would be from Fuku-kun!
What will you give Fuku-kun this year?
Please tell us!

Wow, there were so many who were correct!
Well we’ll choose a number 1 from these and give them a Complete Original Sticker set.

The winner is, Pen Name: ‘Nino’s Nissan CM is super cool!’

I think Nino-chan’s birthday message will be from Suzuki Fuku-kun.
Happy Birthday Nino-chan.
I’ll pray for this year to be an amazing year for Nino-chan!

Congratulations.
We’re giving you all the stickers.
Thank you to everyone else who participated.

Well then...It’s my birthday.

Happy Birthday!

Eh!

Eh?
Happy Birthday!

I’m 30?

Right.

What did you do [on your 30th]?

Eh?
What did I do?

Mm...

Well, I worked...

Right.

Hm...
Nothing changed in particular, huh.

Hmm...
Everyone’s saying this so I think it too, but...
I think I have to do something, for this turning point to remain in my memory, huh.

Well, yeah.

Mm...
Probably, 10 years later when I’m asked “I’m turning 30, what should I do?” by my kouhais who are reaching that point, I’ll say exactly the same thing as what STBY said to me now, that nothing has changed.

Is that so?

I wonder if I’ll feel something later~
Like, I became like this at 30, or something.

Mm..

Well, thank you.
Now, let’s listen to a song.
Arashi’s ‘Breathless’.

Arashi - Breathless

That was Arashi’s ‘Breathless’.

Well then, this week’s prize goes to ‘I’m sad that I will no longer be able to hear STBY-san’s lovely voice’ and the Pen Name prize goes to ‘Endless Game is currently on endless repeat’.
Please treasure them.

Please continue sending mails to our various corners.
PC-users please access Bay Storm via www.bayfm.co.jp
For cell phone users please access bayFM’s website and click Bay Storm from the ‘Programs at a Glance’ page.

Now it’s almost time for Bay Storm to come to an end for today, but...

Right!

If there’s anything you want to do at the end...

Eh? (Laugh)
At the end?

A last---Oh!

Oh?

Ah!

Ohh!

Ah, thank you very much!

(Someone brings in a present)

Happy birthday to you!

Ah! Something like this---

Ah! Something like this---?
What’s that?
What is it?
Why don’t you open it?
What is this~

Ehhh what is this?
Ah--! [That was] Dangerous.

It’s from the staff, a present.
What is it?

It’s batteries again!

(Laugh)

Batteries again!

Right!
Last year too, batteries.

It was batteries last year and it’s batteries again this year.

(Laugh)

Ah, thank you very much.

Right?

Mmm...
Ehhh, thank you very much!
But honestly, those batteries were a savior in the end!

Really?

Mm, in the end they saved me, those batteries.

Because you’re always using them, right?

Right! All the time.

This. What’s this?

It’s from BayFM?

Oh! BayFM.

It’s senbei.

From BayFM-san.
It’s a pretty big senbei, isn’t it?

Yeah!
Oh, this is amazing.

Hmm?

Doesn’t it seem expensive?

(Laugh)
Is that so?

Oh! Amazing!!

Oh!

‘Hap-py-Bir-th-day-Ni-no~’ on a giant senbei!

Ahhh!

But it kind of looks like it’s been dropped so many times the O is falling off.

(Laugh)

Well, until here...

Right right.

Until N-I-N it’s written okay, but you’d guess it’s Nino from that, huh.

Well, yeah...

Right...

The P’s also...

The P’s also a little...

But that this kind of thing is make-able [is amazing]!

Eh~ On a senbei, right!

Thank you for this~!

You like senbei, right?

Mm...
Heh~ Thank you very much!!
I’m really happy!
Every year, [Bay Storm] is the first---

Ah! To congratulate you on your birthday.
Like, [compared to] Regular TV shows, or in private...
All that combined.

Mm, combined!

Well, that’s true...

Right right right.
I’m really grateful!

Yeah!

Then, it’s time!

For what?

The last bit, STBY’s present [to me]...
I think we’ll end today on that.

(Laugh)
Right.

This year...

This year...

There is one, right?
Of course.

Eh? (Laugh)

Come on, show me how you feel!

Eh, um, when you say ‘present’, of course you’d be happy to receive something material, but...

Mmm!

I’ll go with how I feel.
My feelings of gratitude.

Feelings of gratitude? (Laugh)
Shouldn’t it be congratulations?

(Laugh)
Well yeah, congratulations too.
I really do want to express my birthday wishes to you from the bottom of my heart.
That’s your present from me.

Eh?
I already know all that, so hurry up [with the present] please!

Eh?

Then, can you take out everything that’s in your pocket?

The things in my pocket?
There’s nothing in there! (Laugh)

Ah, then that’s fine too, that thing on your arm.

Ahh, no [you can’t have this].

That silver thing’s fine.

It’s a watch...

Well you said there isn’t anything else, right?

Right.

Then, can I have your second button*?
*The second button from the top of a male's uniform is often given away to a female he is in love with, and is considered a way of confession. The second button is the one closest to the heart and is said to contain the emotions from all three years attendance at the school. [cr: Wikipedia]

My second button?
(Laugh)

[Yeah], of that business shirt [you’re wearing].
The second button!

You’ll throw it away as soon as the show’s over!

(Laugh)

(Laugh)

Just give me that please!

No, no! You’ll throw it away immediately!
Eh, are you crying?

I’m not crying. My eyes just suddenly...

Your eyes suddenly...? (Laugh)

Please just give me your button!

Just my button?

Mm.

No. No can do.

Why?

I only got it [this shirt] the day before yesterday...(Laugh)

(Laugh)
Okay, then, your button or your watch, one of them.

My button or my watch?

Mm.

But... If I give you my button...
What are you going to do with it?

It’ll be a commemoration!

No, you’re going to throw it away straight away, right? (Laugh)

(Laugh) I won’t throw it!
I won’t throw it away!

No, you definitely will---

Then, your belt is fine!

Ah, no.
Not my belt.

Then what should we do?

Well, please just take my feelings.

Then, those feelings...

Mm?

Please put them into a tanka...

(Laugh)

And we’ll end with that.

Tanka!

Your last one.

Ah, that’s true...

We didn’t really put much effort in today, but since today’s really the last time...

Right, that’s true.
Well...

長い間　たのしかったよ　ベイストーム
これからも　すぐもどってきます

(Laugh) ...

...

Well, it’s that kind of feeling, huh?

Mm, that kind of feeling.

Gratitude, right?

Right.

Thank you very much, really.

But yeah, happy birthday!

Ah, right, thank you very much!
I’m getting kind of confused!

(Laugh)

(Laugh)

You are, huh.

Well, yeah... I’m turning 30.
In about another 1.5 hours, huh.
It’ll be the 17th [of June[.

Right~

Hah~ Wow.
Well, from now on, I’ll keep working hard...

Right!

So please, keep me in your favour.
Well then, your host today was Arashi’s Ninomiya Kazunari~
See you next week!

~

Aw, bye STBY! T_T
I will miss all the bickering and listening to you get bullied by Nino every week, hahaha.
I assume next week's Bay Storm will just be Nino talking to himself? 
Interesting...

Also, Fuku-kun is adorable!

Happy Birthday Nino~ 

Comments

[falconbaby.livejournal.com]

tanjoubi omedetou, Nino-san!
Last baystorm with STBY. So sad. T___T
thank you so much for translating! :D

[mielove.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much !!
this was amazing I really loved it n_n
Nino is 30 now can't believe it ♥♥♥

[amyhboomerang.livejournal.com]

Aww... so cute! I loved their bickering at the end there. Bratty Ninomiya-san... heehee.

Thanks so much for sharing these. Its really neat to read the transcripts while I listen by ear. Its a study tool, or so I will claim to anyone asking why I am listening to a Japanese radio show... :) Arigatou!

[(Anonymous)]

thank you for translating ! Will miss STBY-san lots T_T

[bluebellblossom.livejournal.com]

Thanks for sharing !!!!!!!
So this was the last day of STBY...

[luvmimialia]

the way Nino and STBY laughs at the beginning of the show XDD
and yes, Fuku-kun was adorable!!!
LOL at Nino asking for STBY's second button!!! He really wants his presents no matter what XDD
thanks again for translating this!!

[abplenut]

Thank you so much...
very lovely ^^

Happy BD Nino!!!