[radio] Bay Storm 2013.06.09

[neenjaneenja]

Opening line: 
10pm Sunday night is Bay Storm and ironing time.

Playlist: 
 Takahashi Yuu - Onaji Sora no Shita  KAT-TUN - Face to Face  Arashi - Endless Game


Pen Names: 

• ‘I'm hunchbacked like Ninomiya-san’
• ‘STBY-san's favourite student’
• ‘I'm using Salonpas right now!’
• ‘I'm waiting to hear STBY's comic haikus’
• ‘My love towards Nino is Endless!’
• ‘A-chan’
• ‘Thank you STBY-san’
• 'Makochin'
• 'I kind of like Bay Storm'
• 'Thank you, STBY'
• 'Is this ready to be read?'
• 'You can't quit like this!'
• 'I can't find a nice Pen Name'
• 'I like the STBY-san and Ninomiya-san combination'
• 'Who will be next after STBY-san?'

Highlights: 

• Nino has never washed his uniform before
• STBY's absurd haikus
• STBY's favourite Arashi song(s)
• STBY's best memory with Nino
• STVY answers questions too much?
• Letters to STBY and STBY's farewell message

Notations:
- Bold = Nino
- Unbolded = STBY
- Italicised = Mail / Notes

Opening line: 10pm Sunday night is Bay Storm and ironing time.

Good evening, this is Arashi's Kazunari Ninomiya. 

Today's opening line is from Radio Name ‘I’m hunchbacked like Ninomiya-san’.


I’ve become a high school student this year and my uniform has changed to a long-sleeved shirt so I iron it after it comes out of the wash. 
On Sundays I enjoy ironing whilst listening to Bay Storm. 
I’ve gotten used to high school and ironing like this has become a habit.
Do you have any habits, Ninomiya-san?

Hehhh.
High school student?
I see, they said they iron and do laundry since becoming a high school student?

Amazing!

I don’t remember washing my own uniform even once! 

You don’t really look like the type who’d do laundry.

Mm...
I didn’t do laundry once during my middle school days.
My high school... didn’t have a uniform

Is that so?

Mm, I didn’t wear anything excessive.
I haven’t ironed before.
Have you ironed?
You have, right?

Yeah, I iron.

I thought so!
Did you iron what you’re wearing now?

I ironed this.

It’s extremely pressed!

Yeah...
It feels good when it’s all ironed nicely.

Eh you did that yourself?

Yep, myself.

Ehhh, you’re good at ironing as well, aren’t you!

I’m good at ironing?

Yeah, that’s really good!

Really?

It looks like something that can be sold!

I’m good at ironing ‘as well’...does that mean I’m good at something else? 

What else you’re good at?

Mm, what I’m good at.

Good at what else? Hmm, I wonder...
Comic haikus...?
Not really...

Comic haikus? 

You’re not that good at those...

I am, I am!

Then, please make one about ironing!

Ironing!? (Laugh)
Ehh, really? 
You want one about ironing?

Yeah.
Well since today’s already the last episode (with STBY)...
Ah, today’s not the last episode.
There’s still next week, but...

It’s soon.

Next week’s the last.

Ah, yeah. 

But we’ll introduce it today. 
A comic haiku about ironing.

About ironing?
Okay. 

/ポン/

鉄　鉄
ああ〜〜いろいろ
アイロン 

...Okay.

Anyway, we’re still taking applications for opening lines like this, so everyone please keep sending us your opening lines and include details of related incidents!

Do you... have something you want to say?

Not at all!

(Laugh)

Nothing at all!

We don’t have an editor here today to blank out sections...

Ah, right!

So your comic haiku was aired as it was...
If you’d like to, please patch it up with confidence.

I see. Okay, I’ll try again around 25 minutes.

Well then, let me introduce the opening number for Kazunari Ninomiya’s Bay Storm tonight.
Takahashi Yuu’s ‘Onaji Sora no Shita’

 Takahashi Yuu - Onaji Sora no Shita  

The opening song was Takahashi Yuu’s ‘Onaji Sora no Shita’!

Now, Bay Storm, presented to you by Kazunari Ninomiya, will move on to this corner next!

~STBY Corner~

Oh? Yay~!

To start off we have this one from Pen Name ‘STBY-san’s favourite student’. 
Ah, there was one? 

Oh?

You had one?

Well...
Huh? (Laugh)

(Laugh)


STBY-san,
Why are you quitting? 

Yeah, why! 

I really loved STBY-san’s superbly unique remarks!

I know, I know! 

STBY-san’s absurd replies to Ninomiya-san were very interesting!

Yes!


I want to hear you with Ninomiya-san again so please come back!
I’ll be wishing for it.
I’ll ask STBY-san questions now. 

Okay.


Do you have a favourite Arashi song?
And, what was your best memory with Ninomiya-san? 
Please share it with us!

I see!

It’s a male!

A male! 
A male admired me? 
Ah, I’m grateful~

Mm...

A favourite Arashi song? 

Mm!

‘Ai to Yuuki to Cherry Pie’!

Hehhh.

I’ve mentioned this before...

Wasn’t it ‘Step and Go’?

Ah, well I had a phase where I liked that one too.

So right now it’s (‘Ai to Yuuki to Cherry Pie’)? 

Well, yeah...

How many favourites did you have in total? 

In total?

It’s probably a silly question but...
Like, are there any songs that you can’t forget for no particular reason? 

‘Dear Snow’

Hehhhh.
What happened to ‘Ai to Yuuki to Cherry Pie’?
You’ve just gotten into it recently? 

Yes.

‘Ai to Yuuki to Cherry Pie’?

Yeah...
But I like ‘Everything’ too.

What about a number one?

A number one?
Ahh, this is hard! 

If you had to choose a number one song, which would it be?
Whatever you feel right now.

Right now? 
...‘Everything’  

(Laugh)
It’s not ‘Dear Snow’.

(Laugh)

Your opinion seems to change a lot...
Well, this is for how you feel right now, right?

Yeah, right now.
It’s what came to mind first.

Ehh...What’s good about it?

It’s a song I want to listen to in the evenings.
The tune is calming. 

Hehhh.
Then shall we move on to your best memory with Ninomiya-san?

Okay. Memory.

The best memory.

The best one? 
This means on radio, right?

Ah, it doesn’t have to be.
You can omit that part. 

If it’s the best memory, it’d be when we went to the movies together.

Is that so?

Yeah.
We ate hamburger steak together before the movie.

I don’t remember that~

You don’t remember?

We did?

From what I remember...

About how long ago was this?

How long ago? About 10 years? 
Our seats were at the very front, right?

Weren’t they in the middle?

The middle? Huh? Middle?

It was the middle, wasn’t it? 
At the end of the middle rows?

Was it? 
I remember them being at the very front row! 

It was at the end of the middle! 
We sat down right after entering from the middle doors, didn’t we?

Ah, yes I remember sitting down immediately, but...
Ah so it was the middle?

If we sat at the very front...
Ah, there are doors there too.
But it was the middle, wasn’t it?

Was it the middle?
Well anyway, that was memorable. 
We talked a lot. 

So your best memory is that incident, huh. 

Yep. 

From Pen Name: ‘I’m using Salonpas right now!’

When I heard that STBY-san was quitting, I thought I had to write a mail.
It’s the first time that I’ve written one.
At first I thought Nino-chan was just joking about STBY-san leaving, but from Nino-chan’s way of speaking I realised that he was speaking the truth. 
I was extremely disappointed.
I don’t really have anything bad to say (about STBY-san), but if I had to say something...
Whenever the conversation turns to CDs or DVDs, he kind of talks about them as if he has no confidence...
But when he repeats himself, he’s full of confidence.

Because you’re unsure which song is from the Limited Edition and which is from the Regular Edition, right? 

That’s sometimes the case...

And now?

I’m good.

What’s our newest single?

‘Endless Game’

Ohhh~
Which number single is it?

The 41st.

Ohhh~

I can answer anything!

Then, is it okay if I ask some questions?
Since you said you know everything.
‘Endless Game’ is Arashi’s new single, right?

That’s right.

When is the release date?

The release date was May 29th. 

Ohhh~

It’s already been released.

Is that so?
How many versions were released? 
A First Press Edition and...

A First Press Limited Edition and a Regular Edition.

What’s included in the Limited Edition?

The MV for ‘Endless Game’ is included.

Wow~
You answered them all, huh.

Not all.
There are couplings too...

Eh!
You know the couplings too!
By the way what are the coupling songs?

What’s included? 

Mm, say, in the Regular Edition.

The Regular Edition...(Laugh)
Um...the pronunciation’s a little difficult.

The pronunciation’s difficult? Eh?
Such a difficult song can be included?
What difficult song is included?

Um...‘In-ter-ga-la-c-ti-c’... 

Ohhh~

And ‘Monokuro’.

Monokuro?

Yes. They’re good songs. 

You’re spot on, aren’t you?

Well...yeah.

Then... should I be tougher?
‘Intergalactic’---

I can’t sing the songs!

What is the meaning behind ‘Intergalactic’?

Meaning? Like... planets and stuff?
Wasn’t it something about planets? 

Didn’t you say something like galaxies last time?

Ah right, right, galaxies, galaxies!

(Laugh)

(Laugh) I was wrong (about planets).
It’s galaxies! Galaxies!

Ehhh. Who wrote it?

Who wrote it?!
Um...that...

The composer is?

Composer...

You said you knew everything, so...

Ah, sorry.
This is a little too far...

Ah...
So this is what the person who wrote the letter is talking about~

(Laugh)
I see. Sorry.

Okay, moving on. 
From Pen Name: ‘I’m waiting to hear STBY’s comic haikus’.

Oh! I feel sad.

They listened to them!

Mm.

I listen to Bay Storm every week looking forward to STBY’s comic haikus. 
So I think it’s unfortunate to know that I’ll no longer be able to hear them.

I see.


So, I’ve summarised STBY’s comic haikus from 2010.
じりじりなってるよ
母ちゃん

はい　いけと　いけと　とけい
こけこっこー朝だね
とーけい

(Laugh)


２０１０年といえば虎年だね〜
いやいや虎年だよ

これだれのだ〜かれのだ〜
いやカレンダー

みんな知ってるかい
この曲ライフだよ？
いやナイフだよ

STBY-san, looking back on your comic haikus,
Please give us one last one. 

(Laugh)

(Laugh) I see.

Could we ask this of you?
They said they really like you, STBY-san!
You’re grateful, yeah?

Of course...
Comic haikus? 
They’re difficult, right?

Mmm...
But you’ve done well before so...
Well, comic haikus...

What should it be about?

Okay then, let’s go with ‘Copy Paper’! (コピー用紙（ようし）)

Copy Paper?
Okay, here goes.

They’re no longer in 5-7-5 form, huh!
Even this topic.

Ah, that’s true. 
It’s lacking a letter, huh.

Mm, so how will you make it into a haiku?

よーし　よーし　いいぞー
じゃあ〜　よーし

I’m sorry, but something’s a little wrong...
(Laugh)

(Laugh)

Eh? Where did it start from? 

From よーし　よーし

From there? Is that so?

よーし　よーし

Ah, I thought you were just thinking about the topic.  

I’ve finished (the haiku).
It started from よーし　よーし

What did you say? 
よーし　よーし...

よーし　よーし...
What was it I said? 
(Laugh)

(Laugh)
Umm...I’ll be presenting more mails to STBY after this too!

Eh?

Because we received an amazing amount!

Whoa, that’s amazing, Ninomiya-san.

I really think this is amazing.

Eh?

There’s more than just the ones I’ll present today.

Oh~

Really, a lot came in, so the next corner will be mails to STBY as well.
Then, let’s listen to this song next!
KAT-TUN’s ‘Face to Face’.

 KAT-TUN - Face to Face  

That was KAT-TUN’s ‘Face to Face’.
Now, Bay Storm, presented to you by Kazunari Ninomiya, will move on!

From Pen Name: ‘My love towards Nino is Endless!’ 

Congratulations to STVY-san for graduating from radio a second time!

Ah, thank you.


Actually, I have a complaint to make.

Oh!

This is kinda tough!

Right.


I think that the likelihood of STVY-san replying to the Listeners’ questions is too high!
The Listeners want to hear Nino’s answers.

That’s true.

To be blunt, it’s easier for me to listen (to the show if it’s Nino answering).

I see.


Please take this into consideration next time.

(Laugh)

(Laugh)
I understand though, what she’s saying.
Mm...

But this is about STVY-san, right?

Ahh, right! STVY-san.
I see!

Is he doing well lately? STVY-san.

Ah, he’s well~

I’m glad to hear!

I’ll let him know.
This person... She must have a lot of things she wanted to hear from you, right?

Right, but because she had too many things she wanted to hear...
She went as far as forgetting all that to make a complaint to STVY-san. 

Right~
But I’m grateful. I acknowledge the frankness.

We’ll wait for next time, then. 
But she knew that it’s your second graduation...

Right!

She’s aware.

Mmm!

Next, from ‘A-chan’.

I’m very sad about STBY-san leaving.
I heard that STBY-san came back because Ookusu-san left Bay Storm.
I remember the time Nino called STBY during the show, and STBY mistook ‘Junior’ for ‘Shibuya’ like it happened yesterday.
I really loved STBY’s pointless comic haikus.
Please don’t change, STBY!
By the way, will Ookusu-san come back? 

(Laugh) Well, it was actually Oogushi-san, right?

We had coffee together the other day~

You had coffee together?
(Laugh)

Mmm.
He said “Ah, it’s been a while, huh?”

Ah, that’s true...

Mmm...

But I want to thank him too, really.
There was that phone call too, huh.
Where was that?

Ahh...

When I was on my way to Sendai, I think.
It surprised me!

You’re out often aren’t you?

I was surprised when I saw the phone number on my phone, and was like ‘Eh?’

Ah, this (STBY leaving) is unfortunate...
It’s been 4 years since that happened?

Yeah, about 4 years.

Ah... this is painful!

Mm...

From Pen Name ‘Thank you STBY-san’.

Thank you.

 
I’m sad that STBY-san is leaving!
Thank you for always livening the mood with Nino-san on Bay Storm.
I loved your comic haikus!
You always reply to the nonsensical questions, so I have nothing bad to say.
Please come back.
Please keep the ‘Peacefully’ corner as it is now with STBY’s voice!

Eh? Are we doing a renewal?

Lets!
Since we’ve come this far, right?

What song would be good? 

Rather, what is good?

What would be good?

Hmm, well a cheerful one would probably be better than a peaceful one for that corner, right?

Right.

Hmm...

Shall we go with ‘Breathless’? 

(Laugh) I said a cheerful one!

(Laugh)

Well, let’s go with ‘Breathless’ then.

Is something else better? 

Ah, ‘Breathless’ is fine.

(Laugh) Then, do you have a theme?

A theme?

Like, for how I should do this.

Ah, well something that fits with ‘Breathless’ would be better, right?

Fitting for ‘Breathless’...

Do you have a feel for it?

Right, I need to get a feel for it.

 /plays introduction of ‘Breathless’/

Ahh....

Isn’t it better to make it sound like you can’t breathe? 

Ah...

I think if you said it with vigour it wouldn’t really fit.

...

It’s okay to practice!

Ahh okay.

If you’ve got it then please raise your right hand and I’ll record it.

Wouldn’t a *ka-sha* (fast, cut-to-the-chase) feel be good for this?

Then let’s give it a go. 

Okay, let’s go!

/song plays/

(Strongly, quickly) “Somewhat peacefully!” (どうか穏便に！- the title of the corner）

(Laugh) Hang on...

/song plays/ 

(Helplessly) “Somewhat peacefully!” 

Oh?
Do a few more.

A few? Okay.

/song plays/

“Somewhat...”
Something’s not right...

(Laugh)

/song plays/

(sings) “Somewhat, somewhat, pea~ce~full~y~”
How’s that?

This is good isn’t it?

So we’ll use what we just recorded?

You can do it immediately, can’t you!

Well... I thought a little about it.

Ehh...Well probably on other shows you have to think fast about title calls too and have them recorded quickly like this.

Right, right, that’s true.

They’re recorded like this?
You have to finish recording everything before the end of the A-melody?
(Laugh)

(Laugh)
Yeah. So I have no choice but to think about it.

I see...

Comic Haikus too. 
I have to think on the spot.

Mmm...
Okay, shall we go on to one more?

From Pen Name: ‘Makochin’.

If there’s something I have to judge as being the slightest bit bad, it’d be that it feels like information about Arashi given somewhat half-heartedly at times.  
So, next time you come back to Bay Storm, I’ll be happy to hear about information that you’ve worked hard to gather about Arashi or Kazu-san while they’re on the job or filming a PV.

I see.
Understood!

Hm...it’s a criticism! 
A lot of those came through, really!

From ‘I kind of like Bay Storm’:

There are a lot of things that STBY talks about that I can’t quite catch on to. I want him to improve on that point. 

That came from a 13 year old.

Thank you.

From ‘Thank you, STBY’:

My criticisms are: When you come back next time please perfect your comic haikus, and get better at saying your lines.

Okay, I see.
Got it.

From ‘Is this ready to be read?’:

I don’t think it’s good to tell fake stories, like the one about your taxi ride with your sister.

(Laugh)

(Laugh) Okay.

From ‘You can’t quit like this!’:

I think it’d be easier for the listeners to understand what you’re saying if you engaged your stories a little more.

And from ‘I can’t find a nice Pen Name’:

Well, I don’t have anything bad to say.
I wait your return.
Thank you for 4 years.

Thank you.


I’m sad about not being able to hear STBY-san’s beautiful voice anymore, so please come back!

That was from ‘I like the STBY-san and Ninomiya-san combination.’

From Pen Name ‘Who will be next after STBY-san?’:

Ah, that’s right.

Mm, this person, no, everyone, sent in things like this.

I’m really grateful.

Mmmm.

Really grateful!

So... next week will be the last. 

Next week is that, right?
Your birthday.

The birthday message project, right! 

Yes.

Right, right, that will be presented next week too.
Which means...
Next week...

Mm?

We’ll run it as usual.

Of course!

So we’ll do your graduation today...

We’ll do it today?
Ah, okay.

Well next week you’ll be here, but we won’t touch on your leaving. 
Since we’re running it as normal. 

Right.

So today’s your last.

Today’s the last. 

Right.

I see.

Okay. 
Well anyway, shall we listen to a song now?

Okay!

Arashi’s ‘Endless Game’!

 Arashi - Endless Game  

That was Arashi’s ‘Endless Game’!

We forgot to decide on the prizes!

Ah!
We forgot to, yeah.

Right?

Let’s decide then.

Then shall we have STBY make the decision?

Eh? Me?

Then, we’ll do it by lottery?

Mm, okay.
Two people, right?
Then, this person!

Pen Name ‘Thank you STBY-san’!

Oh!

And Pen Name ‘A-chan’ are the prize winners today. Please treasure them.

Please continue sending mails to our various corners.
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For cell phone users please access bayFM’s website and click Bay Storm from the ‘Programs at a Glance’ page.

Now it’s almost time for Bay Storm to come to an end for today.

We really received mail from a lot of people this time, so please express your gratitude...

Right!

With a tanka! (A 31-syllable Japanese poem)

Tanka?!

Yep, please end with your forte, with a tanka!

A tanka?!

With a tanka please~

What’s a tanka again?

Right, what’s a tanka?

Tanka...
They’re short songs, right?

Tankas have a set structure, right?

5-7-5-7-7 (syllables), right? 

5-7-5-7-7? 
So it’s an additional 7-7, right? 

Right, an added 7-7.

Compared to your usual comic haiku structure, right?
But this time it’s an expression of gratitude...

Right...

So this time, please use tanka. 
This is your actual forte, right?

I see!

So please, say your final farewells and express your gratitude with a tanka.

/ポン/

みなさま〜みなさま〜みなさま〜
感謝〜感謝〜カンゲキ〜雨嵐〜

Was that 5-7-5-7-7? 
It felt like more...

Really?
5-7-5-7-7...
Well tankas have a set structure, so...

(Laugh)
One more, please!

One more?! 
Using gratitude?

Mm.

/ポン/

これからも〜これからも〜
ベイストーム　よろしくおねがいします

Okay we’ve really come to the end of the show now, so...

Right.

What should we do?

Hm?

For the last...
Kind of want to finish it off with a snap, right?

No, no, we can’t finish it off in a snap. 

Why not? 
We should finish it off with a snap since it’s the last one!

Ah, really?

Right?

Right.

Then, please do a gag using ‘Pen (ペン)’! 

Pen! Pen! (Laugh)

(Laugh)
You like that, huh.

Yes.
Pen! Pen!
(Laugh)

(Laugh)

Pen! Pen!
Pen! Pen!
(Laugh) Okay. 

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

Really, thank you. 
So with this comes STBY’s graduation. 

Right.

But we’ll be doing this show together next week so if you’d like to participate as a listener, please send us a mail~

Yep.

Well then,
Your host today was Arashi’s Ninomiya Kazunari~
See you next week! 

~

Comments

[addictedtoarashi]

Thank you so much!
...
Althought Nino is my ichiban but I don't understand what he said on Bay Storm.
^^
This is my first time to read Bay Storm like that.

[luvmimialia]

I'm going to miss Nino with STBY!! they always sounded like having lots of fun!
and till the end Nino and the listeners will have him perform his haiku XD
thank you for translating!!!